Top 10 camp rules

[macca]

We have no rules thats why we like camping, but we are respectful as in our daily lives and we all get on togeather.

Rules would just stuff it up, go with the flow and enjoy.

My beer and Bourbon both come in glass so does my Vegemite, Dad's single malt and lots of other stuff I will camp somewhere else if it upsets you.

[threedogs]

glass makes you grumpy hey see you another time

[growler2058]

Look....... I'm not shy to say I don't mind a bottle of red or sometimes two or three.........but there ain't no way I'm doin a goon bag ever again hahahaha unless its goin in spag bog. Bottles all the way for me!


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[macca86]

If camping with a group of blokes full male nudity is allowed only if the number of drinks exceeds your number of fingers. Its also important to dig deep and burry number 2's.

[macca]

glass makes you grumpy hey see you another time

Whoa Jimma, its not me upset with the way others camp, Im a happy camper, nothin beats getting away for a while.

Rules are for work, camp is relaxation and no rules

[megatexture]

Hey threedogs, doesn't the the first rule override the second rule???


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I didnt take glass , left camp area cleaner than arrival , not sure what you're saying?
Have I missed something, rule one Take rubbish home rule, two no glass but hey thats me , you want glass you take it home and not leave on the ground to trip on.
If you mean't don't be a pig you cant help that when drink is involved but you can be a clean pig when leaving

If you clean up your mess and take everything with you then it don't matter if you have glass or not , myself only bottles for me be it a bottle or 3of rum or beers

[MEGOMONSTER]

Bottles and cans in a fire equals $800 fine from NSW Parks authorities on the Murray.
We have rules at our camp, they are in no order of importance just rules.
1. No rubbish in the fire. Especially bottles and cans, hate it when someone puts there full newspaper in fire. Unless its to start the fire.
2. Keep camp site free of rubbish. We have 2-3 rubbish bags stationed around camp.
3. No toilet rubbish in forest, use hole provided by us. Covered at end of camp.
4. Don't touch my fishing rods/gear. Unless I'm fishing with you.
4.5. Kids don't touch my fish.
5. Life jackets on my boat at all times. Kids and adults.
6. Don't play near the fire, more for adults
6.5 don't play with the fire. More for kids.
7. Don't bring aggressive dogs to camp.
Just asking for troubles cos I have no problems in killing someone else's dog
8. Keep noise to a minimum after say 10-11pm
9. Drive slowly past other campers and campsites
10. Don't leave me sleeping outside. All alone no one to talk to
11. Don't say you'll drink me under the table. Cos you won't. Or you'll spew up trying.
12. Be really friendly to all your camping neighbours, cos they'll look after your campsite if your all out.
I'm always good at that one, especially when tipsy and full of confidence.
Don't mind sitting with other campers and it always happens when I'm the last one up.
SHIT, I didn't realise all these rules, is that why they call me the camp Nazi.




Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience.

[growler2058]

Actually the goon bag can be good for a pillow when everything else gets all too hard


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[Bloodyaussie]

This thread is starting to depress me...... for those that know me... I bring my own bins for everyone to use!!!!!!!!!

And just so you know I cant stand cigs being thrown out let alone anything else and I bring stubbies as I cant stand beer in cans!!!!!

[Winnie]

11. Don't say you'll drink me under the table. Cos you won't. Or you'll spew up trying.

Is that a challenge? Next meet up it's you vs. me bring it on!