Completely useless trivia information for Nissan Patrol Buffs!

[Bigrig]

There are many tests out there for testing blood alcohol levels ... the tried and true 'breathalyzer bag' (the one where the crystals turn green); the electonic breath tester; the blood test; the good old fashioned 'walk in a straight line' test ... but the most reliable test for blood alcohol reading is the one where you make the individual lie on the floor, and if they have to hold on, then they are really pissed!!!! LOL

This wasn't the intent of this thread was it ... sorry ... obviously trying to hard to fit in ... I'll be good from now on, I promise ...

[Finly Owner]

thread hijacker BIGRIG

[Bigrig]

thread hijacker BIGRIG

Would you say I hijacked the thread with my 'pistol wit'?? LOL

[patch697]

Thread hijacking is a qualification & a requirement to fit right in around here so it looks like you've made the grade mate......lololololol


Oh & I think Plassy hates it too.............lololololololololol

[Bigrig]

Phew ... lucky ... sounds like the place to be to me!!

Thought I might have done something wrong ... I thought I was wrong once before, but I was mistaken!! LOL

[patch697]

LOLOLOLOL..........& so modest into the bargain.................hahahahah

[Woof]

OK I'll do it feel so good now
Bigrig your fitting in real well mate

[Bigrig]

Bootiful mate, just bootiful!!!

[Bigrig]

If you wear your underwear over your overwear, are you trying to prove the under it all you're above it all?? Makes you think doesn't it ...

Yes, I know ... I'm an idiot ... LOL ...

[AB]

Had to help my brother the other night who had a flat in his GU in bumfluff town and had no spare...lol

I can confirm that the standard GQ or GU jack at maximum reach can just.....and I mean just leave enough room to change a 35" BF mudterrain tyre at 50% tread without digging under...lol