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22nd March 2011, 08:51 PM
#5001
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22nd March 2011 08:51 PM
# ADS
Circuit advertisement
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22nd March 2011, 08:52 PM
#5002
Bitumen Burner
Another update.......
Definitely not Ni$$an$ and l@da sump oil to put into prospective the issues for tissues. Tissues for snot being broken down for l@d@ drivers and their snot boxes and toy motas, cause they to smell really bad next to Grunt, which is hard, because of the aromatic odour emitted from the shampoo and other products, which are unknown as biochemical waste.
But crabbers luv’em a lot, because they catch crabs – and then we lassoe their tails and fry them to the point of no return and eat them bloody toy mota drivers with barbeque sauce and sweet chilli to make’m taste like squashed from eaten by R^$$!@n$.
Drink voldaaaaa iceee from slurpee machines that they stole from the kernel while on holidays in las vegas, travelling with elvis showgirls fluffy knickers and sequined jumpsuits that split right through your head like an axe and down your stinky axxe crack. Man, that stinks. Needs a wash with carby cleaner once a year with a loofer and steel brush and @j@x powder. Scrub it hard with bleach and plenty of elbow HTB grease in the old toolbox in the shed full of cr@p.
And rusty bearings has plenty of mud to lubricate the old bones of any bunyip in the mud bath. They enjoy a roll in the clover in dover, ndover like a toy mota loosing the hillclimb 2a mighty troll – a GU Patrol, 2005 DX ute. That will do - with lotsa DXgrunt. But actually, aGQ tried’n tried but just didn’t cutit – It ripped it clean outa damud into the orbit international space station to patrol the realms of outerspace with other trucks.
Winner of 'Best 4 x 4 ' at the 2017 Albany Agricultural Society Inc - Town n Country Ute Muster.
Ex Telstra - 2005, 4.2 TDi ute -with pod and more fruit than a grocery shop.
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The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to DX grunt For This Useful Post:
Maxhead (22nd March 2011), Sir Roofy (22nd March 2011), Woof (22nd March 2011)
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22nd March 2011, 09:57 PM
#5003
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22nd March 2011, 10:21 PM
#5004
Patrol God
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22nd March 2011, 10:48 PM
#5005
Patrol God
HELL NO !!!!!!
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23rd March 2011, 01:10 AM
#5006
Legendary
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23rd March 2011, 01:12 AM
#5007
Patrol God
HELL NO !!!!!!
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23rd March 2011, 01:13 AM
#5008
Dribble Master
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23rd March 2011, 01:16 AM
#5009
Patrol God
HELL NO !!!!!!
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23rd March 2011, 01:19 AM
#5010
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