The AWESOME practical joke thread.

[P4trol]

The best tool for that is a small set of nail scissors. You can stick them through the gap to cut the cable ties without damaging the swag.

Tipsy-tap

[Silver]

Years ago, on Funniest Home Video two or three blokes hoiked a fair si2ed goanna into a fairly small dome tent and dropped the 2ipper again.

The tent was pretty active for a while :-)

And yes, I know it was probably a bit of a shock for the goanna, and they can sink the claws or bite, but still.............

[oncedisturbed]

Years ago, I was on a scout camp in Tassie down near the Huon river, 1 of the sprouts was a bit of a pain in the date so we waited until he was asleep (heavy sleeper), unpegged his dome and moved down on the river bank and re-pegged it in, turned his fly around so the zip was off-set from the door, stood back and proceeding to laugh our rears off watching him trying to get out

[Winnie]

On a school camp we made a food trail into another tent, they ended up having a wombats visit then

Tappa tappa

[DX grunt]

I'm slowly changing my opinion of some of you lot. PML

[taslucas]

Years ago, on Funniest Home Video two or three blokes hoiked a fair si2ed goanna into a fairly small dome tent and dropped the 2ipper again.

The tent was pretty active for a while :-)

And yes, I know it was probably a bit of a shock for the goanna, and they can sink the claws or bite, but still.............

Have done that with a wombat. Small dome tent and a big scared wombat lol. Then another guy backed his bike up to the tent so when the poor sucker unzipped it to let the wombat out, the guy on the bike roosted him until the tent collapsed under the weight if the dirt! Haha

Tap, crackle, pop

[stets]

vasaline or petroleum jelly on windscreen wiper blades on a rainy day. toothpaste under the door handles. an empty glass jar with a couple of small rocks in it laying on the back passenger floor. removing the valve stems from all 5 tyres. if the car is black get some dirty old black grease and run it along the sill at the bottom of the door. as the driver gets in or out ends up with a nice black smudge on his pants or leg. tooth picks broken off inside a trailer plug (7 pin type). race tape a crushed aluminium can to the inside of a tyre, when it finally comes off it makes a racket.

[GQ TANK]

Found a dead womabt on the side of the road, draged it back to camp.

Set it in front of a tent, dark glasses & put a cigerate in its mouth. Started some very loud music behind the tent - was very funny when the ocupant pocked his head out of the tent and saw the wombat.

Short sheeted beds in motels

Cable tied jacket sleaves

Moved the seat of a car all the way forwood.

Jacked a car up and had it sitting on bricks - funny when the owner went to drive it.

[ghostrider_oz]

Years ago, I was on a scout camp in Tassie down near the Huon river, 1 of the sprouts was a bit of a pain in the date so we waited until he was asleep (heavy sleeper), unpegged his dome and moved down on the river bank and re-pegged it in, turned his fly around so the zip was off-set from the door, stood back and proceeding to laugh our rears off watching him trying to get out

Annual Scout Guide Regatta @ St Helens relocated our Venturer leaders tent to the top of a shipping container in th emiddle of the night with him in it - was funny when he got up and found himself 8 foot off the ground

[MC97GQ]

Scout camp, many many years ago,

On the last day we were instructed to pack up the left over provisions, found a huge tin of golden circle pineapple pieces, buried it in the dying embers of the camp fire, went out for parade.

You can guess what happens next, very very loud bang and a sheetload of nylon tents ruined from very hot pineapple pieces.

Needless to say expunged from the scouts, dib dib dob dob.