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    Quote Originally Posted by taslucas View Post
    How many levels of incompetence are there?
    Those guys ticked every box!!
    So in the end the question is:
    How many toymotas does it take to launch a jetski!!?
    I would have to say at least five. (1) Numbskull who gets bogged to get the ball rolling
    (2) Knock-knock who tries a snatch extraction with a chain without the forethought to "just dig a little"
    (3) Spoonman who thinks his rig will get er' done and only manages to help bog himself and #2
    (4) The ambulance driver who has to come pick up the bits of injured bystanders but cos' he isn't allowed to lower his pressures gets bogged too! (Assuming its another Toymota)
    (5) Ambo driver number two to come help out #4 with the cleanup and of course perform a safe recovery.

    (If only #4 & #5 were replaced with the one Datto driven by someone with some brains who could have stopped it all from escalating -----or maybe just stood back to watch this deathly comedy of errors!)
    SPEED METAL NEVER WENT AWAY>>>>> ONLY OUR HEARING DID!!!

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    I noticed the landcruiser with a rear wheel not even turning wich is typical of the lsd in them things.
    The rest of it looked more like a disaster movie bunch of clueless fools i just couldn't help laughing though.
    Why is it that something so dangerous and stupid still seemed funny to me .

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    Not worng there 97! Watch it in double speed with the benny hill music on!
    SPEED METAL NEVER WENT AWAY>>>>> ONLY OUR HEARING DID!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97_gq_lwb View Post
    I noticed the landcruiser with a rear wheel not even turning wich is typical of the lsd in them things.
    The rest of it looked more like a disaster movie bunch of clueless fools i just couldn't help laughing though.
    Why is it that something so dangerous and stupid still seemed funny to me .
    Coz in a weird way it is funny, like when a mate hurts emselves, ya know the strike to the balls or similar always gets a giggle even though ya know it hurts like a mofo

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    I just watched it again and now i think mmmmmmmmmmmmm dig more ya m ugs av a bloody go
    And WTF did the tojo dude think would happen to the snatch strap with a run up like that hahahahahahhaha is lucky no one was hurt

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    Seriously??? It's all been said as for the ridiculous turn of events so I'll leave that be, but can someone tell me for the love of all that's holy why the square nose shovel that came out so early in the piece to dig out the tray back wasn't used at the outset to dig ramps in front of the first bogged cars wheels to start with??? Appreciate the diffs and pan may have started getting caught up, but really, wouldn't you try to dig away a fair bit first to at least give a snatch recovery a fair chance??? Not under the wheels as such, but in front of them and as much as possible under the body??

    Or am I just a simpleton??

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    No mate, we are just too smart for them!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigrig View Post
    Seriously??? It's all been said as for the ridiculous turn of events so I'll leave that be, but can someone tell me for the love of all that's holy why the square nose shovel that came out so early in the piece to dig out the tray back wasn't used at the outset to dig ramps in front of the first bogged cars wheels to start with??? Appreciate the diffs and pan may have started getting caught up, but really, wouldn't you try to dig away a fair bit first to at least give a snatch recovery a fair chance??? Not under the wheels as such, but in front of them and as much as possible under the body??

    Or am I just a simpleton??
    You may be a simpleton, but I think your %100 correct. Lmao!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taslucas View Post
    You may be a simpleton, but I think your %100 correct. Lmao!!!

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    Hahaha ... good to know others agree ... but that you still think I'm a simpleton!!! lmao

    I'll take that as a 'double compliment' I guess!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigrig View Post
    Hahaha ... good to know others agree ... but that you still think I'm a simpleton!!! lmao

    I'll take that as a 'double compliment' I guess!! lol
    Lol, if your that sharp as a simpleton imagine what you could do if you applied yourself!!! Hahaha lmao

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