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knowing that my Old GQ sounds better than a New F1 car!!!!!!!!!!

I'm half way through painting my bonnet of the weekend basher with pressure packs and its turning out acceptable if you squint from a distance.... i'm bored

I had them flushed at 24 years old playing A grade for the cowboy's... Called life and the gene pool. Hope yours are getting sorted Kallen, if not hereditary then life change is worth a try.
I'm a...

Wife shouted lunch at the surf club and bought me a carton of corona's..... Something fishy and it wasn't the bloke hooking into some barra beside me!

Didn't know she had my wallet????

But it...