Two Irishman are at the pub having a drink together.
One says to the other
"I can't help but think from Ye accent that yer from Ireland."
"Aye! From Dublin I am!"
Dublin yer say!! Why bless...
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Two Irishman are at the pub having a drink together.
One says to the other
"I can't help but think from Ye accent that yer from Ireland."
"Aye! From Dublin I am!"
Dublin yer say!! Why bless...
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