A guy walks into a bar with a gun and says " Who the f**K had sex with my wife " ?
A guy yells out "Mate you dont have enough bullets "...
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A guy walks into a bar with a gun and says " Who the f**K had sex with my wife " ?
A guy yells out "Mate you dont have enough bullets "...
I went to my bosses house for dinner one night and his wife says
"how many potatoes would you like "
i said ' Oh just 1"
she said "Oh you dont have to be polite "
I said "Oh just 1 then...
A man says to his wife
" If i win tattslotto and give you half the money , will you leave me "?
She thinks about it for 2 seconds and says " yes i will "
" Good , here's $ 7.50 , now piss...
Frank pops over to his mate johns place , knocks on the the door and johns girlfriend answers.."Oh hi frank, come in johns in the shower he'll be down soon .Frank sits down next to kate on the couch...
C'mon ...you cant be that bad Katwomen??? ..but then again Gippsland....####,,just gagging...
Guy says to a sexy girl in the bar "Hey dont you work at Subway " ...."No why says the girl "...."because you just gave me a foot long".....
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."
The chilean miners finally got rescued , one night Pepe was in bed with wife about to get intimate and says to wife" can we turn off the lights ," "sure thing anything you want darling " then he says...
Who's the most popular man at a nudist beach ?
The guy holding 2 beers and 7 donuts .
A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened...
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm...
2 bananas were lying on the side of the river bank when a turd floats by , B1 says to the turd "hows the water ", turd says " it's great come on in " B2 says to B1
"do you believe that shit...