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Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Are you having a beer?”
Descartes says, “I think not”, and ceases to exist.

Let the tyres down to about 10psi and drive it out.

That explaines everything - we don't have a balcony.:wink:

Yea whatever!!
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Heard this on the radio this morning. An old one but a good one. Why men shouldn't write advice columns.

Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work,leaving my husband...

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Now thats funky.
Furry.
Funny dammit

Full steam ahead.
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I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make I found the number and dialled it.
A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, could I please speak with Robyn?...

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about...

Use the alternative supplier - they have got plenty of lawers.

Quiz: ARE YOU A MALE OR A FEMALE?
NOT SURE??
(HAVE A LOOK FURTHER DOWN TO FIND OUT...)

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The...

Thats gold. Hmmm maybe the wrong expression.

I've been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you...

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full...