Two vomits walked past the local pub and one of the spews started to bag the place, on how it was a real dive. They serve shoddy grub, terrible drinks that are warm as hell, the toilets are garbage,...
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Two vomits walked past the local pub and one of the spews started to bag the place, on how it was a real dive. They serve shoddy grub, terrible drinks that are warm as hell, the toilets are garbage,...
The Michelin Man was invited to a formal end of year celebration, he thought he might put his best attire on.
Two young people had gotten married and thought a driving around Australia honey moon was a good idea. Their vehicle broke down in the wheat belt of WA at dusk and walked to the nearest farm for...
Kids are back in class again and were asked to put another two syllable in to a sentence. Little Shazza puts her hand up and was asked by the teacher what it was. She says purple miss. My skirt is...
Kids in class were asked to put a two syllable word in a sentence. Little Susie puts her hand up and says ` Miss miss, I have one`. Teacher says okay Susie, what is it? It`s hammer miss. My dad had...
Last time I heard a rapper, I was taking the Polly Waffle out to eat it.
Why has santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Two vomits were going past a pub in the big smoke and one says to the other ` I was brought up here`.
You have to hand it to him, he tried to tell a good joke.
I thought it would be beef jerky if it was a bull tugging off.
Little Johnny farted in class one day. The teacher said `` Stop that Johnny``. Johnny stood up and said ``Which way did it go miss?``
Little Johnny farted in class one day and the teacher said `` Stop that Johnny``.
Little Johnny says `` Which way did it go miss?``
What`s the difference between a magicians wand and a police mans baton? (The baton could be changed to a Taser in this day and age).
The magicians wand is for cunning stunts.
What`s the...
A bloke walks into a doctors room with a poached egg and a rasher of bacon on his forehead. He says `` Hey doc, it`s about my brother.``
A bloke comes home after a hard days work, has a shower and gets ready for dinner. The grub was already on the table by the time he arrives when he sits down. He looks about the table and asks...
Three mice were in a pub, all bragging how tough they are. The first mouse says ``I`m so tough, I steal the cheese from a mouse trap and eat it, then set it off and bench press the spring trap 10...
Little Susie goes out to her father who is in the shed and asks`` Dad, what is sex?``. He thought here we go and how do I get out of this. ``Well Susie, When mum and dad love each other so much, they...
A bloke walked past an ice creamery that had a sign out the front saying `` We can make any flavoured ice cream you want``, He couldn`t resist, but to walk in and ask if they can make a vagina...
Why has santa got such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.