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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I
replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift...

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Haha you reminded me of this one muddy:

I went to the psychiatrist the other day just wearing glad wrap for pants. The doctor said “Well I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

I thought you were referring to muddy’s bon bon-class humour when you started with Xmas in July mate! Lol

Brett Sutton is Victorian Of The Year.

Blew the paint off and all. :)

Well I had this bloke come over to hook me into nbn. I had internet before he rocked up. After he fukced around with my wires I had no internet. He said I had a problem with my internal wiring. ...

Ffs this is now my 2nd attempt to reply. First relly has gone to the stars.

I used to have average internet connection, rarely off line, but slow. Had my local nbn dude hook me up a couple of...

Mate I'm having to refresh twice on the tablet to update forum posts (first press of "whats new" comes up with no connection. No my printer cant find my wifi no phone or laptop. Just this tablet...

My NBN. Couldn't connect my printer via WiFi today. No signal. Yeah cool. Can forum though?

Yeah, but you gotta have a cat in there somewhere mate. There's ya jerry problem right there.

Yeah sorry about that. It was so bad it made me laugh. :) Except sank is 5 and cat is 4. 1 2 3 4 5.

An English cat named One Two Three Cat and a French cat named Un Deux Trois Cat were walking through a forest and came across a river.
To have a little fun, they decided to have a race across. ...