I went past a Cyclist this morning and thought I might have spotted the thieving mongrel but when I got closer his handcuffs were puce not pink and the orange dildo poking out the arse of his lycra ...
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I went past a Cyclist this morning and thought I might have spotted the thieving mongrel but when I got closer his handcuffs were puce not pink and the orange dildo poking out the arse of his lycra ...
If it was a Qantas Pilot it would be
"This is your Captain speaking, today in aisle 7 we have John West Sardines on special and 25% off at the Bakery, naturally our One World Customers will have...
... a gentle massage with Aloe Vera cream will sort it out :smileyvault-cute-bi
... lucky the 'auto correct' didn't kick in on that one eh :-)
If a fake news story on fake news was fake then that would make it true which would then be fake 'cause you can only have true fake news on fake news not fake fake news and therefore fake fake news...
... probably using google maps to check which ACROD bay she parked the Lexus in...
JEEZUS... thats a level up and bonus equipe required to take on that...
Do it... DO IT!... there's money in it for ya if you do...
It's tomorrow!!!
Its first thing!!!
WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS !!! (well for all except South Australia I spose.. they need the power to keep Elons Battery charged)
According to my calcs, one Prius...
YES !!!!! Christmas lights!!!! About time old mate...
That is because we Aussies, unlike our international bretheren, know with 100% certainty that the fly has flown directly from the nearest fresh dog turd to you and only death will deter it from its...
... which is why I am voting for Rodney Rude next election.
POOF's are not irresistible to all men... only Greens and the ABC.
Boobies definitely are tho... every minute I watched of that Vid is AWESOME !!!
... and you qualify for the age pension in a coupla years
... should of just mounted him.
(cue the banjo music)
Great Wall owners can't... their arse is too tight
Get a couple of welding leads, some steel wool and a bucket of water, oh and a pair of rubber gloves... watch any James Bond Movie for instructions on use.
That'll show the buggers it is def a...
Piss in the sink?
Nah... all women are preprogrammed to recognise men are too lazy to put the seat up so use their psyche against them.
Every time you find the seat is left down, piss on it.
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Hmm I always wondered what happened at the the sperm bank if the deposits didn't pass QA.
I spose there are piccies of where they get the product from on some Cows Milk packages so maybe it is a...
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... I hope she is using the 30 and 2 timing
... you wish !
... you mean the "Patrol Owner with the Side Cutters at last nights Campsite"
... if Clunk had of waited 11 more posts it would have been Post #666
Yeah, spooky eh