My GU has a Nissan Sunroof as a standard accessory, so they are out there. And Roofy how else would the sequel video out the back
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My GU has a Nissan Sunroof as a standard accessory, so they are out there. And Roofy how else would the sequel video out the back
What is a 710?
No, it’s not like another number you know!
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked...
Some more Quickies for you.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning.......can you believe that....... 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
I sat on the...
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"...
A woman goes into Myer to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to
The counter.
The Myer salesman is standing...
The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland . I am...
The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the ATO
office.
The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with
his attorney.
The auditor said, Well, sir, you have an...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's...
Spock + Sequel will be there....
Apologies to any Irish members, couldn't help myself...
Well, 'daylight saving' had just ended and in the early hours of that morning
Paddy found his dyslectic mate, Seamus, covering his...
AND FOR MY 100th POST ......
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a...
YOU HAVE TO SMILE,
A professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting...
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,...
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or
friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's...
x 2. x 3 I forgot the sequel
Important message - New Gov't Programs
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the
economy, The Gillard government has decided to implement a scheme to put
workers...
I didn't know they showed the Easter Bunny deliverin eggs !!!! What channel?
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says...
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids
The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"
The woman says: "No, he's 9 years old and she's 7. Why? Do you think
they look alike?"
"No", he...
An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So...
Taken from church bulletins/newsletters
• The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
• The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for...
I was lying on the sofa watching TV when I heard my first wife's voice from the kitchen :
"What would you like for dinner sweetie....chicken, beef or lamb ?"
I said, "Thank you ; I'll...
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through...
Coyote Population
The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were presenting
an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the...
Two cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.
One asked, "What are ya up to, Mate?"
"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 cattle from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah........and what route are you...