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Getting old doesn't suck, its the issues that come along with getting old that do...[/QUOTE]

I've recently discovered why people retire.
So they have more time to spend with their doctor.
I'm...

Most of it ends up in the middle east. Qatar, Uae and the like. Very little to SE asia not mutton eaters more goat.

Pfffft! My mob were sent over for a bottle of beer and a donkey.
We've always enjoyed a drink and a good piece of ass.:eck05:

Same, same Rossco. One of our favourites is Teewah beach, between Tewantin and Rainbow.
Always take extra rubbish bags to pick up after the morons.

Quite right mate. We don't want you mob catching a smart bug. The rest of the country would have no one to laugh at. :tease:

Not sure what you mean here. Rather hopeful it may be you are in a position to keep them pesky Strayans from emigrating to QLD !!! :biggrin:

Was supposed to be off camping for four days. Stupid feckin cyclone is dumping bucketloads on top of favoured spot!!! At work instead.

Just tuppence ha'penny's worth on the bicycle routine.
It is illegal to ride a bicycle on a public road (I believe) Australia wide if it is not fitted with a bell.
Perhaps it's time for Mr Plod to...

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(As for you DOM what do you mean having to mig weld with clothes on ? Not the sort of activity you do naked usually !)

Quite right! I've heard of welding flash but friend Dom may be taking...

That's just fcuking wrong mate. Hope you catch up with the aholes, give 'em a punch in the nuts for me!!

Not this arvo mate. I think mr sun has begun his annual migration south. Hope he takes a few southeners with him.
The population of Qld doubles thru winter! I shit thee not!

Yeah i'm over it too, had to cut another load of firewood on the weekend. 33 at Childers, overcoat weather!

Don't trust him Clunk!!! STIs ARE expensive!!!

Sorry to hear it Fatty.
Bloody PeeBee, diet destroying monster! Smash his Pizza cooky thingies n ban him!

I'm hearin ya brother! Stuff that was there without thinking now has to be searched for and never found!
It is hard to admit, and I know the folk on this forum won't believe it, But I'm sure I'm...

Become a supernumary mate? No worries, think of all the time you now have for important stuff! Porn!!!!

Always prescribed to the old tits n wheels mantra, added alittle more of my own.
If it's the wheels of the tits it will cost double!:SNruQWn369624407:

There's another kind?????

Nah! Save that poo brother! If old mate gives you any more grief just back it out, slap it in his hand, tell him "deposit in full arsehole!"
Gazumping shites like him really give me the irrits!...

What a thoughtful woman, she even has hubbys' funeral plan arranged. Shovel to hand and ready! Bahahaha

You mean you DIDN'T yak his ear off for a 1000k! Ahh, if only I were younger and only half as stunningly good looking. You seem to be the perfect woman!!!!

BEER RUN OUT! What is this blasphemy you speak? I'll put up with never getting an apology, thank you very much! Bahahahaha

Hurt now! Cut to the quick! I'll have to go home early n drink beer 'til the pain abates!:wink:

Heya bloke! Can see you've been here a while but only one post! Don't know whether to say welcome or wotda!:biggrin: Get involved, they don't laugh at me (much)!

Nope! No Christmas lights for me! Turned on effects and nuffin! I never get anything nice! Hey AB you ol' count! Where's me effin' bike?????? Bahahahahaha