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... would add a new meaning to "pull over for a sec, I just need a wee....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...thud!!!!

Gotta be careful over here in the Gold Fields for that reason but there is usually a big...

.. looks like a good place to hide dead Greenies to me... just tell 'em it is a Lesser 3 Toed Fruit Bat Habitat and keep pushing them in until no more fit and bitumen over the top... simples

IBM invented the Computer Keyboard

It writes any word the user can spell plus heaps of others that the user cannot.

I met a hard core commo many years ago...

The Thai Army boys had caught him the night before during a dust up in the bush after him and his mates had wrecked a rail bridge.
The locals had set up...

...yet another reason not to use Viagra as a fuel additive

Patriot?... No Mate!... just an ordinary everyday Queenslander... they don't master shoelaces until the mid 40"s.

When they do, thats how they show off... sorta like putting a University Degree...

... but I can ride from Shanghai to London and back without stopping to refuel

... Hmmm... I see they have deleted the Automated Feminine Hygiene Removal function.

Probably because of complaints from the A.M.A due to lost income from the amount of free Gender Reassignment...

Bobs Epic Balloon Flights... highly recommended for all thrill seekers.

Our Motto "One Flash and your Ash"

After every flight join in the onsite Complimentary BBQ provided and enjoy a chat...

Laws like that are so they stick their 44 Magnums in their belt under their shirt.
That way an accidental discharge blows their nuts off and one less Texan too participate in the gene pool

That'll teach ya not to wear the Lycra, matey

Gold Alexander... absolute gold :clapping:

Yeah, your right, yet another useless manuf deciding how your vehicle systems should work without your input.
My 2013 Territory does that rear wiper thing...and it also waits 5 seconds after you use...

Imagine how much more weight you would have lost if you were faster than him....

Will Burn !!!!

Yaeh, not bad is it... if it was a tad further forward it would be damn near perfect.
As it is, the rear wheels don't quite work when inverted... still better than I could do tho

Nah... it was a SCA Spanner... if it had of been a Snap On it may have been different result.

"SCA, the tools selling tools to tools for their tools"

... which is exactly why Shifters were invented

If it is like WA they probably checked with the one cyclist in the state who uses cycle lanes and did it while he was away on Holidays.

No, because if you could then you would know what it says and if you can't then it doesn't matter

Ooohhh... at Easter too

Good to see she got promoted from the topless Car Wash but she needs to back off on the Roids... her Lady Phillips Shaver is struggling with the facial hair

ROFLMAO... piss funny... prob the wrong wrong thread but still piss funny

... you should have told him to recommend the factory fit 3 cylinder engines so their machines have a spare if one goes missing

Jeez, thats easy at Xmas.

The conversion factor is 1:1

I reckon every oz I ate added a kg on my already fat rrse