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A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, 'You ain't from around here,...

A man was on a flight from USA to Australia. When he arrived at customs at Sydney Airport he was asked by the official "do you have a criminal record" to which the American replied "I didn't know you...

I had to explain that to nissa... FML

Have always said that lol

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Have you not seen these before. There's a few about.

Yea there smashing the fb pages. Sick of em..

Funny you post that, I saw some show or skit where they use cheap / free bits like toilet rolls as sound boosters..

Is this full quid??
I do like it.. I looks a mid way from x-trail to patrol..

Ow the toupè for sure..

Wife reckons she saw the book first.
Women are from Venus hay..

In the debate of which hurts more, pushing a baby or being kicked in the nuts, it is clearly the later..

You always hear a women wanting more children.. You never hear a bloke asking for another...

Why do we not have this in SA???
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A farking big crane..

Yea saw this a while ago. Simply insane the size of the digger hay..

I've always wanted to do a stadium style patrol Ute. Omg how farking awesome would that be..

Omg... I'm in love. Fark ya ls1 conversions...

How did no1 applaud you for this one.
Great read...

Our son just sent me a text about a girl with 12 nipples. Dozen tit sound a bit suspect?

It would be better if the chain was 3 links shorter than the cutters. Would make for some good video footage I think..

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this...

"A boys, watch me handstand!!!"

Yea I'm always amazed at insects.. How small a cell is to not only make a structure like those tiny legs, but also include the muscular structure to move..

Nice. Looks crazy. Looks like a millipeed had sex with a spider.. Lol