A guy walks into a bar with a gun and says " Who the f**K had sex with my wife " ?
A guy yells out "Mate you dont have enough bullets "...
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A guy walks into a bar with a gun and says " Who the f**K had sex with my wife " ?
A guy yells out "Mate you dont have enough bullets "...
Nothing like a good ol spit n polish on a sunny afternoon
nice pick up man ......well you know what they say about 4wd mods...?...."Bust out another $1000"
ouzo yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
OOOOOOPPAAHHHH....
well i know what i will be doing tomorrow ...probably put away a couple of small farm animals myself roasting nicely over the coals ....wash it all down with some...
happy birthday man.....hope thats straight coke in there..?????????????????????
goes to show how dangerous icy roads can be....
I went to my bosses house for dinner one night and his wife says
"how many potatoes would you like "
i said ' Oh just 1"
she said "Oh you dont have to be polite "
I said "Oh just 1 then...
Thanks for the good wishes guys.
Yep forty seven today , i wonder if that looks younger than 47...never mind i still feel as good as i did yesterday...just ripper....
Off to the coast near...
yeah im hearing you , just last week a mate at work was going home and had a rock thrown through the drivers window , he just wound it up..
if you ever catch one of these pricks just give em a...
yeah , i just made up some spacers using 20 x 20 mm tubular steel , made up 2 lengths to go top and bottom, drilled some holes in them ,got some longer bolts and put on the tyre carrier to that
that is 1 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ride,
Yes mate still very happy with them , probably the most aggressive all terrains on the market , great in the dirt / mud and as daily drive very quiet on the road .yuo wont be disappointed ..
Hey boys the shot of the 265 is the old duellers i had on before...the new st maxx are definetly 285/75/16 ...and i am still very pleased with , give em a go they are a great all round
Go the GUs
A man says to his wife
" If i win tattslotto and give you half the money , will you leave me "?
She thinks about it for 2 seconds and says " yes i will "
" Good , here's $ 7.50 , now piss...
same thing has happened with mine again , i have a full sub tank and the warning light has come on , the main tank is 1/4 full but still no fuel will be pumped across until it gets reset ..
You can actually see the fuel going over if you open both fuel caps , it pumps it from near the top of the caps ....
yeah , well done , iv'e got the same thing and am pretty happy with it , hasn't missed a beat...here's to lots of exploring ...:beer:
any chance of chucking a zero on the end of my post total AB ............c'mon .....must have read 1000s of post by now ....lol
You might need to start carrying the master key with you ....large bolt cutters ...just in case.....
now thats improvising .....
heaps of fun loved it , sorta thing i would like to get involved in...........
Well just did a 1600kms round trip to central NSW on a mates 5000 acre property, stayed there for 4 days , really enjoyed the peace and quiet , took my mate and my son, need to mention the Cooper ST...
Some great colours in the earth over there...