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A guy walks into a bar with a gun and says " Who the f**K had sex with my wife " ?
A guy yells out "Mate you dont have enough bullets "...

OOOOOOPPAAHHHH....

well i know what i will be doing tomorrow ...probably put away a couple of small farm animals myself roasting nicely over the coals ....wash it all down with some...

happy birthday man.....hope thats straight coke in there..?????????????????????

Go the GUs

A man says to his wife

" If i win tattslotto and give you half the money , will you leave me "?

She thinks about it for 2 seconds and says " yes i will "

" Good , here's $ 7.50 , now piss...

You can actually see the fuel going over if you open both fuel caps , it pumps it from near the top of the caps ....

Just a got a set 5 fitted this week . only been on the blacktop so far and gotta say they are impressive as far as noise they are quiet, grip is very good wet and dry ,they are 285/75/16 on the GU no...

All the best buddy , have a good one....!

looking good fletch

And more good wishes . all the best ...

you should be able to pull tree stumps with that mate.....looks ballsy.....................!!!

Oh Tony Tony Tony , what a little lapse in concentration can do , you must have been kicking yourself , anyhow your the man for the job...!!!!!

Frank pops over to his mate johns place , knocks on the the door and johns girlfriend answers.."Oh hi frank, come in johns in the shower he'll be down soon .Frank sits down next to kate on the couch...

I to gave up 16 years ago , i smoked from the ages 15 to 30, a pack a day sometimes into a second pack , i used smoke a lot as i was a sales rep and i would light up between my calls , i changed to...

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up

YEAH ...me to ...i dont post a lot of stuff but i get on and read heaps ....its like a second family ...the other patrol 4x4 site is ok . but i like this one . its laid out better . got nicer colours...

FIXED IT . FYI , I disconnected the battery , followed the earth cable which is the negative one down to the side of the battery housing unsrcewed the nut , took off the lead from the body gave it a...