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    Sticky: Too adventurous for me bloke. You should be...

    Too adventurous for me bloke. You should be buying a lotto ticket after that lot.
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    Sticky: Hope you made enough for everyone. I'm salivating!

    Hope you made enough for everyone. I'm salivating!
  3. Thread: Kia Ora!

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    Many thanks KJ, good intro. Enjoy the forum,...

    Many thanks KJ, good intro.
    Enjoy the forum, good people, great advice.
  4. Thread: General Banter

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    Get your mankini on AB. You'll slot right in!...

    Get your mankini on AB. You'll slot right in! :eck05:
  5. Many have tried all but one have failed. You'll...

    Many have tried all but one have failed.
    You'll have to wait for PeeBee to turn up.
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    Shoot birds or use WD 40 or equivalent. No shit (...

    Shoot birds or use WD 40 or equivalent. No shit ( pun intended) works a treat for my effin gecko turds. Just wash off.
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    Sticky: Hi Plassy, Was sure I'd posted that in the "It's...

    Hi Plassy,
    Was sure I'd posted that in the "It's all too hard, I'm a sook thread" (joking chaps).
    Third glass of red may have worked it's magic!!
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    Sticky: They can have my GQ when they prise the drivers...

    They can have my GQ when they prise the drivers seat from my cold dead arse cheeks.
    Not getting something else.
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    Many thanks for that PeeBee mine measured at...

    Many thanks for that PeeBee mine measured at 420mm at the rear, have to assume coils are a bit aged.
    So, 3" lift it is.
  10. Alright, I can't do the entire trip. I do however...

    Alright, I can't do the entire trip. I do however have tacit approval from she who approves all
    that I could meet up at Birdsville. Will be keeping an eye on developments here.
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    I told ya AB, step away from the keyboard. I'm...

    I told ya AB, step away from the keyboard. I'm too old for high suspense these days.
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    Step away from the keyboard AB, let nature take...

    Step away from the keyboard AB, let nature take it's course.
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    Sticky: Getting old doesn't suck, its the issues that...

    Getting old doesn't suck, its the issues that come along with getting old that do...[/QUOTE]

    I've recently discovered why people retire.
    So they have more time to spend with their doctor.
    I'm...
  14. Timely reminder mate. Good call.

    Timely reminder mate. Good call.
  15. Thread: Ol'Troll intro

    by Touses
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    Correction 1997 SIR!

    Correction 1997 SIR!
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    After all these years!!!!

    After all these years!!!!
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    I need to reverse its polarity from rushed...

    I need to reverse its polarity from rushed installation for a Tassie trip [emoji23]

    So it's a pushy poo poo instead of a sucky thru thru?

    ( I think I got MB speak down pretty well there.)

    ...
  18. Thread: The Joke Thread

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    My wife has has figured out which child causes...

    My wife has has figured out which child causes her the most trouble.
    The son of her mother in law!
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    Ok, my tuppence worth. Although my critter is...

    Ok, my tuppence worth.
    Although my critter is balanced to within an nth degree it is still a td 42.
    I swap out at 2200, it pulls from 1200 and happily revs right thru to 3000.
    No use revving...
  20. Poll: Errrm! Just leave the frozen stuff outside? It is...

    Errrm! Just leave the frozen stuff outside? It is Hictoria. :shivering:
  21. Thread: River crossing

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    I've pushed worse brother, bow wave over the...

    I've pushed worse brother, bow wave over the screen and arse going sideways, grit the teeth and go on,
    calm the wife on the other side and empty my pants while she's not looking.
    I do tip my hat...
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    TB 48, you power hungry fool. I applaud you !!!!

    TB 48, you power hungry fool.
    I applaud you !!!!
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    Sticky: Most of it ends up in the middle east. Qatar, Uae...

    Most of it ends up in the middle east. Qatar, Uae and the like. Very little to SE asia not mutton eaters more goat.
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    Sticky: Pfffft! My mob were sent over for a bottle of...

    Pfffft! My mob were sent over for a bottle of beer and a donkey.
    We've always enjoyed a drink and a good piece of ass.:eck05:
  25. Thread: Fraser Island

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    Hi Stropp, Best bet is Fraser Venture barge...

    Hi Stropp,

    Best bet is Fraser Venture barge out of River heads to Wangoolba creek then easy enough to Eurong.
    North up the beach to either Happy valley, The Cathedrals or Dundabara.
    All are...
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