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    Shoot birds or use WD 40 or equivalent. No shit (...

    Shoot birds or use WD 40 or equivalent. No shit ( pun intended) works a treat for my effin gecko turds. Just wash off.
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    Sticky: Hi Plassy, Was sure I'd posted that in the "It's...

    Hi Plassy,
    Was sure I'd posted that in the "It's all too hard, I'm a sook thread" (joking chaps).
    Third glass of red may have worked it's magic!!
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    Sticky: They can have my GQ when they prise the drivers...

    They can have my GQ when they prise the drivers seat from my cold dead arse cheeks.
    Not getting something else.
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    Many thanks for that PeeBee mine measured at...

    Many thanks for that PeeBee mine measured at 420mm at the rear, have to assume coils are a bit aged.
    So, 3" lift it is.
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    Alright, I can't do the entire trip. I do however have tacit approval from she who approves all
    that I could meet up at Birdsville. Will be keeping an eye on developments here.
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    I told ya AB, step away from the keyboard. I'm...

    I told ya AB, step away from the keyboard. I'm too old for high suspense these days.
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    Step away from the keyboard AB, let nature take...

    Step away from the keyboard AB, let nature take it's course.
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    Sticky: Getting old doesn't suck, its the issues that...

    Getting old doesn't suck, its the issues that come along with getting old that do...[/QUOTE]

    I've recently discovered why people retire.
    So they have more time to spend with their doctor.
    I'm...
  9. Timely reminder mate. Good call.

    Timely reminder mate. Good call.
  10. Thread: Ol'Troll intro

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    Correction 1997 SIR!

    Correction 1997 SIR!
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    After all these years!!!!

    After all these years!!!!
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    I need to reverse its polarity from rushed...

    I need to reverse its polarity from rushed installation for a Tassie trip [emoji23]

    So it's a pushy poo poo instead of a sucky thru thru?

    ( I think I got MB speak down pretty well there.)

    ...
  13. Thread: The Joke Thread

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    My wife has has figured out which child causes...

    My wife has has figured out which child causes her the most trouble.
    The son of her mother in law!
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    Ok, my tuppence worth. Although my critter is...

    Ok, my tuppence worth.
    Although my critter is balanced to within an nth degree it is still a td 42.
    I swap out at 2200, it pulls from 1200 and happily revs right thru to 3000.
    No use revving...
  15. Poll: Errrm! Just leave the frozen stuff outside? It is...

    Errrm! Just leave the frozen stuff outside? It is Hictoria. :shivering:
  16. Thread: River crossing

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    I've pushed worse brother, bow wave over the...

    I've pushed worse brother, bow wave over the screen and arse going sideways, grit the teeth and go on,
    calm the wife on the other side and empty my pants while she's not looking.
    I do tip my hat...
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    TB 48, you power hungry fool. I applaud you !!!!

    TB 48, you power hungry fool.
    I applaud you !!!!
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    Sticky: Most of it ends up in the middle east. Qatar, Uae...

    Most of it ends up in the middle east. Qatar, Uae and the like. Very little to SE asia not mutton eaters more goat.
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    Sticky: Pfffft! My mob were sent over for a bottle of...

    Pfffft! My mob were sent over for a bottle of beer and a donkey.
    We've always enjoyed a drink and a good piece of ass.:eck05:
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    Hi Stropp, Best bet is Fraser Venture barge...

    Hi Stropp,

    Best bet is Fraser Venture barge out of River heads to Wangoolba creek then easy enough to Eurong.
    North up the beach to either Happy valley, The Cathedrals or Dundabara.
    All are...
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    Sticky: I'm with you there brother, panic stations!!! ...

    I'm with you there brother, panic stations!!!

    Anyhow, what has made me happy today, is.

    It's countdown day. At the end of March I kinda sorta retire.

    A fresh chapter, not sure if I'm not...
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    Hi mate. Simply put your problem is cold diesel....

    Hi mate.
    Simply put your problem is cold diesel. Happens to us over here too.
    Doesn't stay cold enough for long enough to worry a great deal about it.
    An inline fuel heater may be an option.
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    And it's a Bah Humbug from me. Have a happy and...

    And it's a Bah Humbug from me.
    Have a happy and safe break all!
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    Feral means domestic animal gone wild. Also used...

    Feral means domestic animal gone wild.
    Also used to refer to certain humans who are a bit less than civilized.
    Some forum members spring to mind. ;)
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    The printed mag is most assuredly on it's way...

    The printed mag is most assuredly on it's way out. Some are still having a crack though.
    I've heard of one publisher intending to meld two banners.
    A gardening glossy and a men's, ermm, health...
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