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It's come to a time in my life when I have to say farewell.

It has been great knowing you all, but I feel that the Tug known as 'HECTOR' has let us down a bit too much and we have decided to part...

If you have a bad cough, take a large amount of laxatives. That way you'll be too afraid to cough.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of chilli's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Well our new toy has arrived. We ordered a 17.56-2 outback expanda in December last year. We finally drove, I mean towed it home yesterday.

We got lots of goodies included, such as:
Awning, ...

Congrats, it is amazing how a new born brings so much joy into peoples lives.

Onya GRANDPA!

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Does this apply to the saying

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

It is possible, after all some of that area up there is the UFO central. Wycliffe Wells is in that area.
http://www.wycliffe.com.au/ufo/index.htm
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They are drains. The land up there is so flat, they cut these table drains in to allow the water to escape from the side of the road. Vegetation does not grow quick so it looks rather strange.
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The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

This is so true, just like to olds saying, 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

Well done, after many years of being involved in the RFS, being one of the founding members of two different brigades, it gives you sense of well being for helping out in the community. I think I...

That is a fantastic idea. THere are plenty of camping spots throughout the area, so it would make for a great weekend away.

Hi all well another great day.

Today started with a group of like inded people meeting at Mullion creek heading off to long point crossing. Once we reached Long Point the crossing, we realised...

“Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.”

~ Willis Whitney
(1868-1958)

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I feel like a car.. almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." :1087:
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Well I went along today.

Got up at 5am and headed off to Eastern Creek, arriving there at about 9:00am. The day was not looking too promising. (Who in their right mind would hold a fantastic event...

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got...