Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "no tanks, I've only got a small garden."
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades...
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "no tanks, I've only got a small garden."
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades...
Woo Hoo just worked out how to make my piccies BIG
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z428/GrowlersGQ/FORUM%20MEETUP/FlexAggie.jpg...
I made a new friend today. He is a little Kelpie pup! Was so excited to pick him up, still haven't given him a name yet.
http://nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/pb2017/Winnie/7ade2621.jpg
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Where are all the Muddy pics of My car??????? WTF??
Oh thats right....... Not Muddy! Grrrr.
I have a great weekend of sociable sitting. Great bunch of folks, great Venue.
*****...
These vids might take a while. I hope there is no f bombs in there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jwjb4TU8WM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndso7pTlpp0
This one is a bit funny in colour...
A few happy snaps of dirty trolls
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2012/02/38.jpg
The time has come ladies and Gents!
Loveday is approaching fast and It's time to get your holidays approved and your planning...
It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light...
Hahaha yea me too . Glad I went through it mate cos I've been surrounded by nutters trying to top themselves since then...and I know what it's like to be a nutter !!! The best knowledge is personal...
And check this out for a Toymota diver hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha FBOMB BewARE
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z428/GrowlersGQ/Loveday%20Jan2012/th_NobInaCruiserHAHAHA.jpg
A man says to his wife
" If i win tattslotto and give you half the money , will you leave me "?
She thinks about it for 2 seconds and says " yes i will "
" Good , here's $ 7.50 , now piss...
Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He...
“If the sight of the blue skies
fills you with joy,
if a blade of grass springing up in the fields
has power to move you,
if the simple things of nature have a message
that you understand,...
Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to desire. This is sufficient. The skillful artist will not alter his measures for the sake of a stupid...
Don't let life slip through your fingers
by living in the past or for the future.
By living your life one day at a time,
you live all the days of your life.
“Many people look forward to the New Year
for a new start of old habits.”
~ Author Unknown
And the last from me for the year.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
~Frank Sinatra
If the population of the earth was reduced to that of a small town with
100 people, it would look something like this:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 Americans (northern and southern)
8 Africans
52...
HA mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why...
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on!!
Funny stuff....lol....my ex wouldnt give the engagement ring back to me so I stole her mower....LMAO
I still crack up laughing everytime I start that puppy up on Sundays and I treat it like...
We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
~ Mother Teresa
“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends;
they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors,
and the most patient of teachers.”
~ Charles W. Eliot
(1834-1926)
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ Alexandrea to Nicholas III