Online users

[DX grunt]

I reckon we'll crack 500 online users by Sunday night? Anybody care to agree with my prediction?

DX grunt

[Maxhead]

.....deja vu

[AB]

Honestly, not sure sure what's going on here.

I do a lot of SEO work (search engine optimisation) and i have noticed that we are ranking in the "organic Google search results" very well now for great keywords which is why a lot more people are finding us.

A member asked us how long have you guys had this forum and we realised it has only been going for 2 months.

feels like 12 months which is a great achievement for everyone involved!

[DX grunt]

Honestly, not sure sure what's going on here.

SEO work (search engine optimastion) and organic Google search results

Good to see you read the dictionary before coming on line....... Now explain to me, in simple terms, what these big words mean. LOLOL Is this lesson 3, the letter 'C' ?

Jeez Andy. Ya sound like you've got more degrees than a thermometer. LOLOLO

[AB]

We havent reached the letter C yet Rossco, just been flat out mate but your doing well so far.

You are showing your age now but lets do a crash course in internet lingo.

Been only 30 years old i was bought up in the computer slang back in the old MSN messanger, yahoo groups (old school patrol forums) and all that.

Here you go old man...


LOL = laughing out loud

LMAO = laughing my ass off

MudRunner sent me something like: ROTFLMAO which means = Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My A** Off - He said this when i told him i spent the whole weekend fixing my Tojo which amazingly i am admiting this as I have had a couple of beers and feeling like confessing my sins so there you go gang...hahaha....p.s It's only used for getting wood, water and smashing down dangerous trees, promise nothing else. Only used for grunt work that shows no respect to the vehicle at all!!!.....haha


If i was 15 years younger i could probably add some more but thats about it on my side.

I do know the younger GEN use "POS" for when a "parent is over their shoulder" so stop talking about bla bla bla.

Hope that helps mate. :)

[DX grunt]

Andy. Read my quick edit to my last post

[AB]

More degrees than a thermometer? Is that what you changed?

[DX grunt]

We havent reached the letter C yet Rossco, just been flat out mate but your doing well so far.

You are showing your age now but lets do a crash course in internet lingo.

Been only 30 years old i was bought up in the computer slang back in the old MSN messanger, yahoo groups (old school patrol forums) and all that.

Here you go old man...


LOL = laughing out loud

LMAO = laughing my ass off

MudRunner sent me something like: ROTFLMAO which means = Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My A** Off - He said this when i told him i spent the whole weekend fixing my Tojo which amazingly i am admiting this as I have had a couple of beers and feeling like confessing my sins so there you go gang...hahaha....p.s It's only used for getting wood, water and smashing down dangerous trees, promise nothing else. Only used for grunt work that shows no respect to the vehicle at all!!!.....haha


If i was 15 years younger i could probably add some more but thats about it on my side.

I do know the younger GEN use "POS" for when a "parent is over their shoulder" so stop talking about bla bla bla.

Hope that helps mate. :)


:hijacked::hijacked::hijacked: hahahahahahah. Got Ya !!

[AB]

Your a dog Rossco, I can delete all this if i wanted to but its funny, so I'll leave it...

Rossco and Dogman....Dogs!!!

hahaha

[DX grunt]

Your a dog Rossco, I can delete all this if i wanted to but its funny, so I'll leave it...

Rossco and Dogman....Dogs!!!

hahaha

Nah, it's fine. It just proves you're human too. LOL

[Woof]

Heres some other Internet Acronyms

Acronym Meaning
AFAIK As far as I know
ASAP As soon as possible
BFN Bye for now
FAQ Frequently asked question
FWIW For what it's worth
FYI For your information
IIRC If I remember correctly
IMHO In my humble opinion
LOL Laughs out loud (or lots of luck)
OTOH On the other hand
ROTFL Roll(ing) on the floor laughing (also, ROF,L, ROFL)
RTFM Read the f***ing (or friendly/fine/flipping) manual (or message)

Less frequently used ones
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AFK Away from keyboard
AISI As I see it
AKA Also known as
BTSOOM Beats the [stuffing] out of me
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
CUA Commonly used acronym or Common user access
FOAD F*** off and die
FU F***ed (or fouled) up
FUBAR F***ed (fouled) up beyond all recognition
FUD (spreading) Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (disinformation)
GR&D Grinning, running & ducking
HAND Have a nice day
HTGTATA Have to go through all that/this again
HTH Hope this helps
HU Him (or her) upstairs
IAE In any event
IANAL I am not a lawyer
ICCL I could(n't) care less
IDK I don't know
IIRC If I recall correctly
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMNSHO In my NOT so humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IOW In other words
IYKWIM If you know what I mean
IYKWIMAITYD If you know what I mean and I think you do
JM2C Just my 2 cents
JOOTT Just one of those things
MHOTY My hat's off to you
NFW No [bleeping] way
NRN No reply necessary
OIC Oh, I see!
OOTB Out of the box (brand new)
OTTH On the third hand
PITA Pain in the [...]
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL Pi**ing MySelf Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
RSN Real soon now (which may be a long time coming)
SITD Still in the dark
SWMBO She who must be obeyed
SNAFU Situation normal, all [fouled] up
SOHF Sense of humour failure
SWAG Scientific wild ass guess
SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss
TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue in cheek
TLA Three-letter acronym (such as this)
TPTB The powers that be
TTFN Ta ta for now
TTYL Talk to you later
TWIMC To whom it may concern
TYVM Thank you very much
WRT With respect to
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YWIA You're welcome in advance

[YNOT]

LOMBARD lots of money but a real d###head!

Tony

[DX grunt]

Heres some other Internet Acronyms

Acronym Meaning
AFAIK As far as I know
ASAP As soon as possible
BFN Bye for now
FAQ Frequently asked question
FWIW For what it's worth
FYI For your information
IIRC If I remember correctly
IMHO In my humble opinion
LOL Laughs out loud (or lots of luck)
OTOH On the other hand
ROTFL Roll(ing) on the floor laughing (also, ROF,L, ROFL)
RTFM Read the f***ing (or friendly/fine/flipping) manual (or message)

Less frequently used ones
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AFK Away from keyboard
AISI As I see it
AKA Also known as
BTSOOM Beats the [stuffing] out of me
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
CUA Commonly used acronym or Common user access
FOAD F*** off and die
FU F***ed (or fouled) up
FUBAR F***ed (fouled) up beyond all recognition
FUD (spreading) Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (disinformation)
GR&D Grinning, running & ducking
HAND Have a nice day
HTGTATA Have to go through all that/this again
HTH Hope this helps
HU Him (or her) upstairs
IAE In any event
IANAL I am not a lawyer
ICCL I could(n't) care less
IDK I don't know
IIRC If I recall correctly
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMNSHO In my NOT so humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IOW In other words
IYKWIM If you know what I mean
IYKWIMAITYD If you know what I mean and I think you do
JM2C Just my 2 cents
JOOTT Just one of those things
MHOTY My hat's off to you
NFW No [bleeping] way
NRN No reply necessary
OIC Oh, I see!
OOTB Out of the box (brand new)
OTTH On the third hand
PITA Pain in the [...]
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL Pi**ing MySelf Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
RSN Real soon now (which may be a long time coming)
SITD Still in the dark
SWMBO She who must be obeyed
SNAFU Situation normal, all [fouled] up
SOHF Sense of humour failure
SWAG Scientific wild ass guess
SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss
TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue in cheek
TLA Three-letter acronym (such as this)
TPTB The powers that be
TTFN Ta ta for now
TTYL Talk to you later
TWIMC To whom it may concern
TYVM Thank you very much
WRT With respect to
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YWIA You're welcome in advance

Wayne, I am impressed. Thank you for taking the time and effort to enlighten me and probably 000's of other
computer illiterate non-nerds. LOL.

Thanks mate.

[DX grunt]

Hey Dogman.

IMHO WRT FD V TLA-WCE, IIRC FD BTSOO WCE. TTFN BCNU.

Ross

Now respond in latin...

[Woof]

Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse and by the way Ross, Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari:confused:

Have you have you heard about this bloke, Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O. Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. E-I-E-I-O. Cum moo moo hic, et cum moo moo ibi. Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. acdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O:bigthumbup:

[DX grunt]

Ok Dogman, you've got my attention. Now spill it!! lololol

[Woof]

Ok Dogman, you've got my attention. Now spill it!! lololol

Animadvertisine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?

Sit vis nobiscum Ross

[patch697]

Im sorry I think I've logged on to another forum in some other country by mistake??????????????????

Don't know how the hell that happened????????????????

[Woof]

Sine Cura Doggy!

Of course you do Plasnart

[DX grunt]

:hijacked: :hijacked: :hijacked:

Lucky I've got this 'smilie' on speed dial.

Start a new thread titled 'International languages'

Latin, French and Brazilian would be good starts! Now move on u guys. LOL

I'm jealous coz I don't understand your 'lingo' hahahahahah

Au revoir !!

[DX grunt]

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYBODY

600 USERS are currently ON-LINE

I sitback and reflect and ask the question - why?

Don't know, don't care. With this number, I'm sure there are lots of people out there in different time zones around the world that are reading our forum. I've been finishing 1,2 and 3am, and the numbers have hardly dropped at all.

Thanks to Andy for 'giving it a go'. We all need to continue and support him in his vision.

One thing I have noticed, and i'm not statistics driven (much), is that our general thread gets a hammering. Don't know why.

I believe if we can help people with advice or lead them to a website, we've done our job!

I also very strongly believe that this Forum is helping people laugh. We all laugh about coffee keyboards, but in reality, I really think we may be the joy that some people need to brighten up their day.

Sory for my typeing mistakes everywun, but Andy hasnt instaled a ortomatic spel chek yet for me to ewes.

Just kidding Andy. LOL. Keep your vision in sight and on track. Thank you, and thanks to everybody who has chatted, dribbled, looked, listened, and sprayed their keyboards with coffee. LOL

Hope to see lots of you at our 2013 meeting - Somewhere in OZ.

Take care out there.

Ross
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[Woof]

Hey Ross, you thanked everyone except for the Thread Hijackers:049:

[DX grunt]

Hey Ross, you thanked everyone except for the Thread Hijackers:049:

OK Doggy - U too - Woof Woof (in Latin)! LOL

[AB]

Thanks Rossco.

We seem to be ranking very well now with Google which is why there's a lot of "lurkers" but there are also loads of new members each day.

Most are hear for the manuals and downloads of information supplied but It's all good.

They'll come out of their caves one day.

[DX grunt]

Thanks Rossco.

We seem to be ranking very well now with Google which is why there's a lot of "lurkers" but there are also loads of new members each day.

Most are hear for the manuals and downloads of information supplied but It's all good.

They'll come out of their caves one day.

Bit by bit, tantalize their tastebuds. LOL

[Woof]

Most users ever online was 795, 30th July 2010 at 04:41 PM. WOW:049:

[patch697]

Most users ever online was 795, 30th July 2010 at 04:41 PM. WOW:049:

We cracked the 800 while you were at work Rossco........ We are on fire

[AB]

We're getting lots of love from Google now so we seem to be getting a shipload of visitors which is good but they will be finding us on all sorts of searches.

I'm sure some of them from all around the world are thinking WTF is this and how the hell did I get here????

Just checked the visitors, we are getting over 500 each day which is great being a new site.

Cheers to all you guys getting involved.

Meeting new people, helping people, having some laughs and learning!

It's all good!

[DX grunt]

1,000 users online

Congratulations everybody. Well done!

[Maxhead]

WOOOOHOOOOOO.....That deserves a drink Cheers:1062:

[locks]

Is it just me or does there seem to be a heap of new members signing up in the last few days?

[patch697]

Is it just me or does there seem to be a heap of new members signing up in the last few days?

Yep we've had quite a few new members sign up which is great to see.

[DX grunt]

Yep we've had quite a few new members sign up which is great to see.

Hey Princess, does your counter go above 999, coz Paul's not far off the big 1K?

[patch697]

Hey Princess, does your counter go above 999, coz Paul's not far off the big 1K?

You gonna throw my a party Rossco???????..............Shame you & Top Dog will more than likely miss it? serving out your Infractions...........lolololololol

[DX grunt]

You gonna throw my a party Rossco???????..............Shame you & Top Dog will more than likely miss it? serving out your Infractions...........lolololololol

U still haven't told me what I've done wrong?????

[patch697]

U still haven't told me what I've done wrong?????

Over to you AB..... there from WA we have plenty more so whats it matter really............LOLOLOLOL

[DX grunt]

Over to you AB..... there from WA we have plenty more so whats it matter really............LOLOLOLOL

Stop talking cryptic. Spit it out. lol

[AB]

First warning to Doggie and Rossco for calling me Princess...lol.

Next time, Doggie gets the chop chop underneath and Rossco's female pose gets mysteriously posted on an online dating website with his phone number shown to the whole world...lol

[AB]

Hey Princess, does your counter go above 999, coz Paul's not far off the big 1K?

Not sure actually..haha....We'll soon find out!

[DX grunt]

First warning to Doggie and Rossco for calling me Princess...lol.

Next time, Doggie gets the chop chop underneath and Rossco's female pose gets mysteriously posted on an online dating website with his phone number shown to the whole world...lol

I'll tell my boss on you !!! lolol

[patch697]

First warning to Doggie and Rossco for calling me Princess...lol.

Next time, Doggie gets the chop chop underneath and Rossco's female pose gets mysteriously posted on an online dating website with his phone number shown to the whole world...lol

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL............Please Rossco do it.................lololololol

[DX grunt]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL............Please Rossco do it.................lololololol

Nah. We're square....AB. lololol

[patch697]

Nah. We're square....AB. lololol

Chicken............Bok, Bok, Bokarrrrrrrrk..............lol

[patch697]

First warning to Doggie and Rossco for calling me Princess...lol.

Next time, Doggie gets the chop chop underneath...lol

Hay Top Dog at your age you probably wouldn't mind the snip..............lolololol

[Woof]

What did I do:confused: oh now I remember, it was the "P" word:icon_victory:

By the way all we have hit 1,500

[patch697]

What did I do:confused: oh now I remember, it was the "P" word:icon_victory:

By the way all we have hit 1,500

LOL no the "P" was fine it was when you put the "rincess" after it that sealed it I think.......lol

[AB]

What did I do:confused: oh now I remember, it was the "P" word:icon_victory:

By the way all we have hit 1,500

snip snip...lol