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DX grunt
22nd July 2010, 10:18 PM
Hey bro. Did ya get yr sore throat sorted?

Maxhead
23rd July 2010, 06:20 AM
If not then follow this simple remedy,

a) find a good strong spirit alcohol of choice
b) pour a little into glass and gargle
c) repeat step b till body feels week and you can not stand on your two legs

The sore throat problem will be fixed and forgotten about very quickly an possibly nothing will be remembered of it.:wink:

Minx
23rd July 2010, 07:33 AM
Cheers guys, least someone cares about me....lol

Well funny story because thats exactly what i did.

Tried saltwater, didnt work. Had a few swigs of straight whiskey and gargled followed by a table spoon (heaped) of garlic in my mash and now im feeling 100%.

Mash tasted horrible and the wife stayed clear of me for a couple of days too so it was a WIN WIN!!!!

haha

patch697
23rd July 2010, 08:50 AM
LOL......... I hope the Wife doesn't see this Minx of you might need to do some healing of a different kind..........lol


Cheers
Paul

DX grunt
23rd July 2010, 03:08 PM
For minor 'stuff' I drink Stones Mac. And because I hardly drink, after one or two glasses, who cares! LOL
I get my taste buds back - eventually. LOLOLOL

Warning: If you are suffering from any sickness, illness, injury or disease, what so ever, don't take my advice.
See your doctor/health professional - asap.

Alcohol and certain medication aren't good friends!
Car keys, alcohol and certain medication are dead set enemies too!!