Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night. Lol whoops moment...

[mudski]

Try explaining this to the hubby...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

[NP99]

Whatever happened to safe sex.....idiots!

[MEGOMONSTER]

I guess she has a little problem.

[BigRAWesty]

Geese good men must be in "short supply" in Spain...

[NP99]

You tell em Colonel.....

[Clunk]

Geese good men must be in "short supply" in Italy...

Would have worked better if you had of said Spain

[BigRAWesty]

Would have worked better if you had of said Spain

Aughhhhh good point.

[BigRAWesty]

Would have worked better if you had of said Spain

Atleast I'm "big enough" to get over it.

[Clunk]

Atleast I'm "big enough" to get over it.

And so it would appear that the drawf stripper was too ;)

[BigRAWesty]

Let's just hope he rised up to the expectations, and didn't lower himself with any bad puns.

For the kids sake I hope he measures up to be father material.


Ok I'm done. ;-)

[MudRunnerTD]

Turns out she was not good wife material! Good reddens.

[warner01]

Big westy lol hahaha love the dad jokes...

[MEGOMONSTER]

I'm sure it was a short relationship.

[P4trol]

The mystery of the UN-gnome father. It's a short story about a Co ck, a hen, and an egg. The rooster was pretty pi$$Ed when he discovered he had been short changed.