The 3 word game!

[Timbo]

Ok, everyone needs to get in on this. This has been on every good forum I've been on. It's the game of GODS!

Rules are simple:

1. Post 3 words to carry the story along from what was written by the member above you.
2. Keep it reasonably clean. It's a family site, be sensible. I'm sure we can get away with a few of the lesser profanities.
3. If you finish a sentence off in your post, put a full stop and start a new sentence with a Capital. Basic English here. ;)
4. If someone beats you to a reply and the story doesn't make sense, try and edit your post to continue on the story from the member above.
5. Cannot post twice!

Example -

Timbo says: One day I
AB says: was walking through
Patch says: a Toyota dealership
Dogman says: when a Nissan
Plasnart says: drove through the
Timbo says: dealership window. It
AB says: was heavenly karma.

[Timbo]

I'll start..


Once upon a

[Bigrig]

time, I saw

[AB]

Timbo driving through

[Timbo]

a massive mud

[AB]

pit, then suddenly

[Timbo]

, out of nowhere

[AB]

aliens came down

[Timbo]

with photon rays

[Bloggsy]

and blasted the

[AB]

rear of Timbo's

[locks]

engine, which gave

[RustyNails]

everyone a big ..

[AB]

shock because the

[Timbo]

oil spurted everywhere.

[AB]

The 4wd suddenly

[locks]

had superpowers and

[gec]

flew off to

[AB]

Bert Newtons house

[the ferret]

in the hills,

[locks]

where the aliens

[AB]

headquaters are. Bert's

[Timbo]

toupe was the

[AB]

leader of the

[Timbo]

extraterristial Toyota club

[gec]

for intergalactical losers

[Timbo]

. When Bert gave

[AB]

his toupe to

[Timbo]

his son Mathew

[AB]

he became violent

[Timbo]

and started beating

[gec]

his bratwurst with

[AB]

hot chilli mustard

[Timbo]

which burnt like

[AB]

a flamming hot

[Timbo]

galah. When the

[AB]

aliens saw Paul

[Timbo]

, they were horrified

[AB]

because he was

[Timbo]

wearing a dress

[AB]

with a shotgun

[Timbo]

loaded with salt.

[Bigrig]

Why didn't he

[Timbo]

wear mens clothing

[AB]

said Bert, but

[Timbo]

little did he

[AB]

know that Timbo

[RustyNails]

had a cunning

[AB]

sense about dressing

[gec]

with effete style

[AB]

and femanon looks

[Timbo]

(lol ab.. femanon? haha I'm at Tafe doing a sneaky)

. Luckily for Timbo

[the ferret]

being gay, he

[AB]

shot gay vibes

[Timbo]

and was happy.

[AB]

Suddenly Bert Newton

[the ferret]

and Dame Edna

[AB]

grabbed the toupe

[Timbo]

and alerted Andy

[AB]

how big his

[Timbo]

man boobs are.

[Timbo]

ignored the fact

[AB]

that he had

[Timbo]

massive man boobs

[AB]

.The aliens saw

[Timbo]

and forced the

[AB]

huge set away

[the ferret]

his ego was

[the ferret]

about to be

[AB]

crushed when ferret

[the ferret]

undid his belt

[AB]

and gave him

[the ferret]

four of the

[AB]

finest swiss chocolates

[the ferret]

that were covered

[Maxhead]

in nobbys nuts

[the ferret]

so, poor Nobby

[AB]

was in a...

[the ferret]

shall we say...

[AB]

nutless predicament! After

[Maxhead]

this the police

[the ferret]

took a bribe

[Maxhead]

but shot the

[Maxhead]

a tazer gun

[RustyNails]

nineteen times before

[the ferret]

Bert could rescue

[Woof]

Ernie, who had

[DX grunt]

a medical condition

[the ferret]

that no one

[Finly Owner]

could be seen

[the ferret]

sneaking into the

[Finly Owner]

wrotten human flesh

[the ferret]

being eaten by

[Finly Owner]

Tick infested rodents

[the ferret]

from Berts cellar.

[Bigrig]

No quitter, Bert

[AB]

got up and

[DX grunt]

shook off dust

[Bigrig]

only to find

[Timbo]

a whopping great

[Bigrig]

wart on his

[Timbo]

massive length of

[the ferret]

his extended and

[AB]

grotesque fore.......arm. Timbo

[Timbo]

hates AB with

[AB]

a passion because

[Timbo]

his man boobs

[AB]

were suffocating Timbo's

[Timbo]

personal space. The

[Bigrig]

stench was also

[Timbo]

quite foul and

[the ferret]

altho he tried,

[AB]

he could not

[Bigrig]

muster the strength

[AB]

to lick them

[Bigrig]

again. But he

[Timbo]

did put them

[AB]

in his face

[Bigrig]

, only to be

[Timbo]

caught by his

[AB]

mum. She said

[Timbo]

Andy, I told

[Bigrig]

you to clean

[the ferret]

your teeth first!!

[gec]

so she handed

[the ferret]

him a brand

[Bigrig]

new angle grinder

[AB]

and Andy started

[Timbo]

grinding away at

[the ferret]

Berts lipstick,only

[Bigrig]

when suddenly the

[AB]

toupe caught fire

[Timbo]

, freaked out and

[the ferret]

quickly opened another

[Bigrig]

can of lube

[AB]

and then rubbed

[Timbo]

it all over

[Bigrig]

a length of

[AB]

barbed wire and

[Timbo]

inserted it into

[Bigrig]

a small space

[AB]

between the crack

[the ferret]

in his hairy

[AB]

and pimple infested

[Timbo]

gluteus maximus! When

[Bigrig]

a happy thought

[Timbo]

popped into BigRig's

[bsax]

mind that braught

[AB]

a sense of

[Bigrig]

tingling to his

[AB]

toes, he realised

[Bigrig]

I need new

[Timbo]

socks because I

[the ferret]

stained mine after

[Bigrig]

that really dirty

[the ferret]

night out with

[AB]

that blow up

[Timbo]

llama and sheep

[AB]

skin seat from

[Bigrig]

AB's cupboard, so

[Timbo]

in other words

[AB]

change your socks!

[Timbo]

Blow up animals

[Bigrig]

are only good

[Timbo]

if AB uses

[Bigrig]

the forum to

[AB]

sell them to

[Timbo]

children which he

[AB]

then grabs Timbo

[Timbo]

as an alibi

[AB]

to arrest Bigrig

[Timbo]

because he dropped

[AB]

a pile of...

[Timbo]

steaming hot dog

[AB]

recipe books which

[Timbo]

the asian's loved.

[AB]

The police arrived

[Timbo]

with Bert following

[Bigrig]

on a tricycle

[the ferret]

,His huge fat

[NissanGQ4.2]

ugly mother in-law

[Bigrig]

was hanging her

[the ferret]

rather ample and

[NissanGQ4.2]

fully ripe melons

[NissanGQ4.2]

over the fence.

[the ferret]

So, much to

[Bigrig]

the ferret's delight

[gec]

he started swinging

[the ferret]

on the melons

[NissanGQ4.2]

until he blew

[the ferret]

and while he

[NissanGQ4.2]

the police officer

[the ferret]

senior officer and

[RustyNails]

blew a kiss..

[the ferret]

rustynails got a

[the ferret]

and grabbed the

[the ferret]

, then plasnart cried

[the ferret]

Bert had kissed

[the ferret]

Suddenly a huge

[the ferret]

and licked Andy's

[the ferret]

chased the cat

[AB]

then Andy frisked

[the ferret]

Bert and took

[AB]

off his undies

[AB]

wrap them around

[the ferret]

his freckled swollen

[Bigrig]

bullfrog, which was

[AB]

strangging the aliens

[the ferret]

for Andy's lipgloss,

[Woof]

but look out

[the ferret]

todrhind comes quickly

[NissanGQ4.2]

to the rescue

[NissanGQ4.2]

with a bourbon

[NissanGQ4.2]

in his hand

[Woof]

and a pavlova

[NissanGQ4.2]

in the other

[the ferret]

,down the front

[AB]

of his bulging

[Finly Owner]

flat bottomed tyre

[the ferret]

that had been

[AB]

resting on Finlys

[the ferret]

throat, so two

[Finly Owner]

Big Fat asses

[AB]

came waddling through

[the ferret]

Andy's bedroom door

[AB]

to find ferret

[Finly Owner]

and feed him

[AB]

some good old

[Finly Owner]

red hot chillis

[AB]

which made his

[Finly Owner]

sulphuric intestinal acidomatris

[the ferret]

cause a lot

[Finly Owner]

of diahretic discomfort

[the ferret]

Making finly feel

[Timbo]

like an old

[the ferret]

sook, because when

[DX grunt]

the pressure blew,

[the ferret]

Andy bolted to

[gec]

lick it up

[the ferret]

but dxgrunt's dog

[Bigrig]

beat him there

[DX grunt]

. Then it rained

[the ferret]

,so Andy took

[NissanGQ4.2]

out the shotgun

[the ferret]

and without a

[DX grunt]

second thought, he

[DX grunt]

let it rip.

[DX grunt]

No ferral dog!

[AB]

But Andy accidently

[Bigrig]

Overwhelmed with guilt